behind the scenes

TERMS OF INTEREST:
Jerk - audience member
Skull - make a funny face
Talking woman - delivers lines in comedy skits
Boston version - a cleaned-up routine
Gadget - a G-string

Man at Desk (picks up phone): Hello-- King, King, King and King.

Caller: Let me speak to King.

Man at Desk: He was assassinated sixty years ago. We still use his name out of respect.

Caller: Then let me speak to King.

Man: He's been recalled to his home state.

Caller (Exasperated): Well then, let me speak to King.

Man: He's on hiatus.

Caller (Yells): Then let me speak to King!!

Man: Speaking.